Dominic returned from his holiday. Shell told Karen about her childhood – both her parents sexually abused her! She is then worried about her kids, who were staying with her….

Karen informed the staff of what Helen’s new job would entail. Yvonne received a calendar from Charlie, featuring the photographs of Jim, at the golf course, taking the money. Zandra…

Sylvia was severely repremanded for her mix-up last week and, when she blamed her neck injury for being “”below par””, was put on an exercise regime. Zandra was diagnosed with…

New inmate Barbara Hunt arrived on the wing…except it wasn’t really barbara. Due to a mix up by Sylvia, it was actually Mad Tessa Spall! The councillor, Meg Richards, arrived…

Hollamby survived her fall and looked a picture in a neck brace! She hammed it up by wanting a full investigation. Karen gave Jim all the dogsbody jobs. Josh tried…

The police arrived at Jim Fenner’s house and interviewed both him, and his wife Marilyn about Shell Dockley, and Jim’s assault on her. Marilyn and Jim decided to stay together…

Helen ignored Nikki on her way to the wing. Yvonne’s husband sent her flowers, which Hollamby put on the radiator, then taking great pleasure in presenting Yvonne with the rotting…

As the new series opened, we see Fenner in Helen’s office. He obviously thinks that Helen had resigned and that he was the new wing governor. Nikki looked for Helen’s…

In the final episode of the first series, we saw a petition being passed around to bring back open visits, which were banned earlier by Stubberfield after he heard about…

Shell told Crystal that she wanted her to write an article to a newspaper about the drugs problem at Larkhall – this got Crystal into trouble with Helen and Helen…

Julie J received a Birthday card from her son and discovered that it was a coded recipe for brewing alcohol. The Julies, along with Nikki and Denny, then try to…

Sean proposed to Helen but she left for work, leaving him to ponder. Shell and Denny kicked Zandra and made her tell them who her supplier was – then they…

Alchoholic Jessie Devlin arrived at G-Wing for 2 weeks, and was ridiculed by the inmates, and Sylvia, for being drunk. Later that night, at the pub, Dominic blabbed the truth…

Dominic wanted to come clean to Helen about Zandra’s attempted escape but Lorna peruaded him not to because she didn’t want an official warning. Jim tried to get his and…

Zandra decided that she wanted an abortion, after a talk with Helen, Dominic and Lorna were assigned to take her to the clinic. At the clinic, she escaped for a…

Jim Fenner’s anger got the better of him when Rachel wrote him love letters – that’s not the way to keep an affair secret! Zandra asked Helen if she could…

Monica Lindsay and Zandra Plackett arrived at Larkhall. We learned later that Monica has a 30 year old son, Spencer, who has down’s syndrome. Helen Stewart took a stand against…

Rehersals for a VIP fasion show were underway. PO Sylvia Hollamby stupidly ignored a pregnant inmate’s calls for a doctor but then worried when the inmate was found in a…

A compilation of clips from the second half of the 5th season.

The juggy’s are sent to boot camp.

It’s time for everyones favorite Asscrack game…..again.

Doug brings average joe, Juan, with him to girls gone wild to show him what it’s like to be rich.

Joe and Doug are mad because the censor for the show, is a girl, telling people what men want to see. The only solutioun is to re-anact what the censor…

The Man Show midget is back, after he was thrown away by Adam and Jimmy.

Doug and Joe give out awards to some Man Show Men. Including some guy who threw water on a baby, and a frozen Baseball player who’s name i forgot.

Joe & Doug’s mothers compete to see who know’s their son better. Also, The Wheel Of Destiny, and Doug goes to a garage sale and plants items for sale, such…

Doug, Joe, and the Juggys hitchhike naked and also a look at the deleted scenes in pulp fiction.

Doug Stanhope Goes One-On-One with figure skater Tonya Harding in a 3 round boxing match. The judges include 2 juggy’s, and the man show blind guy. Included: The Magical Negro…

The boys introduce the latest toilet technology and screen “”Pretty Woman”” with ladies from the Bunny Ranch.

Joe and Doug send in the Break-Up Bounty Hunters and present the movie trailer for “”Blue Balls Strip Club””.

When midget porn falls short of Doug’s expectations, he blows the lid on the industry in an exclusive expose.

Doug (Stanhope) hosts “”Make Me Stiff,”” in which contestants must “”keep cool”” in the face of temptation. [So basically, they’re just trying to not get boners]

Audience members are put in touch with long lost ex-girlfriends.

Joe and Doug follow Dr. Phil on the streets, with a hidden camera, and review the Juggy Consumer Reports.

The boys host a breast implant fashion show, and the magical negro pays Joe Rogan a visit in a strip club.

Joe and Doug dare you to submit to the Wheel of Destiny, and Doug’s mom reviews porn.

Day of Beauty Marriageol Dodgers Spring Training Charlton Heston’s Penis I Dream of Jeannie Guess What’s In My Pants

Adam Clone Playboy Photographers Look Back At The Man Show Goodbye Toast

Would You Have Sex With Rosie O’Donnell? Adam Visits Jack LaLanne Man-O-Vations Women In Sports Cousin Sal’s Fart