A young man upsets his Punjabi family when he falls in love with an Irish schoolteacher.

A couple of bored escorts find themselves suddenly involved with a hit-gang and an ax-murderer – Mr. Jolly. Gratuitous violence, rivers of blood and maximum hilarity, all rolled into one.

A man goes blind when remembering his lost girlfriend, but the doctors can’t find anything wrong with his eyes. They fit him with an experimental device which allows him to…