A young train spotter heads to Staffordshire for a historic journey through a soon to be condemned tunnel. During his trip, he encounters a series of curious characters.

Norman is quite happy selling newspapers outside Westminster station but his Grandfather (the Prime Minister) wants to get him “a more responsible job”. A few favours are called in and…

After divorcing his wife, Patrick Glover decides it is time to remarry, and chooses his literary agent, only to then mistakenly propose to the cleaning lady. Part of his reason…