An English widow goes to Italy, falls in love with a dentist’s son and marries him, against her straitlaced family’s wishes.

A couple of bored escorts find themselves suddenly involved with a hit-gang and an ax-murderer – Mr. Jolly. Gratuitous violence, rivers of blood and maximum hilarity, all rolled into one.

James Bond helps a Russian General escape into the west. He soon finds out that the KGB wants to kill him for helping the General. A little while later the…